Red Pen of Death, 2014-2016

Red Pen of Death uni ball VISION ELITE

A uni ball VISION ELITE from CVS pharmacy, Red Pen of Death served ably and honorably in three complete semesters of freshman creative writing. It died in action in its fourth adjunct tour of duty, during a routine Graphic Novella critique. Its last words: “Funny eyes. Good Sequence.”

Red Pen of Death is also survived by Grammar Girl, the Purdue OWL and many unamused students.