internet is so sick (and creamy)

in creative writing journal

The Internet is so sick.

God help you if you became sick without a new book in the house before the invention of the Internet. Now falling a little ill is a pleasure.

You can watch back to back documentaries on sommeliers. Look up exotic diseases that match your symptoms. Text your loving wife for another PB&J. Even grouse to the whole damn world.

HBO’s Westworld—WTF? It must be the Dristan®.

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