God help you if you became sick without a new book in the house before the invention of the Internet. Now falling a little ill is a pleasure.
You can watch back to back documentaries on sommeliers. Look up exotic diseases that match your symptoms. Text your loving wife for another PB&J. Even grouse to the whole damn world.
HBO’s Westworld—WTF? It must be the Dristan®.
It’s not monkeypox.