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Conversion Van Haters

Conversion Van Haters Cover Art

It was the writing on the dusty window trick. I am immature enough to laugh at vulgar things but old enough to know better than to post pictures of them online.

The canvas for the graffiti artist was a Continue reading →

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in 500+ | 18 February 2017 | 112 Words | Comment

Learning to Drive a Standard.

Standard transmission shift knob cover shot.

At our house, that’s what we called a manual transmission — a standard. As in, the norm. As in, get used to working for everything.

My first car was a stick, so was Continue reading →

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in creative writing journal | 4 February 2017 | 177 Words | 2 Comments

3 immutable classifications of other drivers.

3 categories of drivers

Anyone driving slower is dimwitted.

Anyone driving faster is reckless.

Anyone driving exactly the same speed is f-ing with you.

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in creative writing journal, Uncategorized | 17 January 2017 | 20 Words | Comment

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