- Exercising.
- Organizing a closet.
- Clipping fingernails.
- Thinking about gerunds.
- Bathing.
- Wondering how long it’s been since the towels were washed.
- Trimming a peachy Van Dyke.
- Flossing.
- Weeping.
- Pretending not to weep.
- Accepting it’s okay to have human emotions as long as no one else is around.
- Searching for a red pen.
- Eating.
- Bargaining.
- Writing a blog post.
Seems about right