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Face Meet Palm — Stat!

“Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated,” President Trump said. 

I don’t know what to say. What is there to say? You could spend every waking moment refudiating our beloved Best Leader, but why bother?

Logic only matters to logical people.

Oscars Botch, Unbotch Karma

I missed the Oscars Best Picture Florida recount last night by about ten seconds. Truth is, I shut off the television in disgust when they announced “La La Land” had won, missing the chaotic “Moonlight” fix.

Alice summed it up best: “La La Land” was a fine little movie ruined by the same shitty ending TWICE. Now that musical monster is accountable for three craptacular endings. It’s a trilogy.

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