Anyone driving slower is dimwitted.
Anyone driving faster is reckless.
Anyone driving exactly the same speed is f-ing with you.
I fell yesterday shoveling snow and my head hit the cement. My bell was rung pretty good. How do you know if you have a head injury if you have a head injury? Wives are handy in this regard, although Alice thinks I act like I have a head injury most days.
It must be love.